you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
You’re the bitch that always crawls.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
ur cute AND funny??? hahhahhahahhahaha„ OH no
girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
it looks like the cover of the great gatsby
now it is the cover of the great gatsby
till slow wifi do us part
*quits school to pursue a career of professional opera singing*
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
